It’s not that I’m an ungrateful witch but if anyone buys my children another copy of the Hungry Caterpillar…
4 children! And about 17 copies of, yes,an excellent and iconic children’s book.
Here are my top picks for books that won’t drive parents demented after reading them 4million times and that they won’t already have on their shelves…
1. Any of the Oliver… series
Very funny, excellent illustrations, my go-to gift (+ a harmonica) for all 2 year olds everywhere – but my 4 year old still finds these amusing. Plus, a character called Oliver Donnington Rimington-Sneep, who wouldn’t love that.
2. Quentin Blake
Look, everyone knows about Mr Magnolia and his boot but there are lots of lesser known and equally fantastic stories – Mrs Armitage who surfs, cycles and hangs out with biker gangs, or Cockatoos which is the funniest counting book around (a tough accolade).
We have an excellent collection from the book people but it’s out of stock at the moment so in he meantime just buy this one.
We have a mamoko book that has kept my 2 and 4 year olds entranced (a gift from my sister so I defer credit). It is, sort of, a much more beautiful, imaginative and creative Where’s Wally (Where’s Waldo in Canada..). A series of wordless brilliant illustrations – children can pick a character at the start and follow their story through the book, finding them on each page and normally narrating as they go – even my 2 year old will sit with this and tell stories as she goes. Endless storytelling opportunities.
4. A Special Swap / A Special Trade
This is one from my childhood, a very gentle story and one that I now struggle to read without crying at (what have I become). Sometimes available on amazon at a reasonable amount but sometimes listed as hundreds of pounds/dollars, get them while you can.
5. Any of the Rupert Bear collections
These are strangely captivating for children even though the stories and images look pretty dated – a classic – my children (2, 4 and 6yrs) love them, and you have the option of just reading the rhyming bits under the illustration, or the whole story for an older child.
The latest in the Jon Klassen series of hat books. We love the first two, ‘I want my hat back’ and ‘This is not my hat’ – both a very clever and subtle humour that children instinctively ‘get’ – and I have it on good authority that this is an equally good read, currently winging its way to us to be opened in a few weeks.
Actually while we’re talking Jon Klassen, he also illustrated a very funny book – Sam and Dave Dig a Hole.
Possibly saving the best for last, one that still makes me laugh is…
This is so very funny and hilariously accurate – but not laughing at toddlers, just sympathising with them, while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all (“My peas were TOO HOT / and my bath was TOO COLD”). If my toddler is having a bad day and we read this it normally makes her chuckle (before the next meltdown)
So there we have it. Lots of books you can buy for children, and no tiny hungry caterpillars in sight.